Lesson 1: Introduction on How to be Girly My Way

Hey, this is a new blog i am starting that allows me to be more of myself than i used to be in my old blog. Okay, it isn't old but compared to this one, its older. My new blog is a newbie.

So, what is being girly about? Well, i have NO idea, that is why i decided to start this and reach into myself so that maybe i can come up with what Being Girly is ALL about! Yup, you heard me.
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An introduction, right?

I am a girl, and i will always be a girl in this lifetime. Doesn't matter how old i will be. I will be eighty (Inshaallah) and still be a girl. Then maybe they will have a new season of Golden Girls. (I used to watch it with my momma and papa).

In this world, being a girl is all about trying to fit in with the right people. Having the right clothes, having the right shoes, having the right friends, having the right boyfriend, having cool parents, having the right house, make-up, perfect family and what nots. But in MY world, its all about having all the things above, whether perfect or not, and appreciating them whether or not you want to or not coz someone somewhere does not have what you do. (True Story)

So, welcome to Being Girly and buckle up everyone. The Blog is just beginning! yeeeeeehaaaaaaa!
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I know, i know, the first topic will probably be about how to tell the difference between a girl and a boy. Sure thing, i will. We all know how to tell the physical differences apart, and i don't have time to play pervert over here, so let's just get straight to the point. (i have wattpad to visit after this).

1.) All Girls love PINK, except if that girl is me.
yes, they do. All the girls round the world love pink. Except me. I just wear it because, let's face it, i look adorable in it, and apparently it brings out the colour of my lips. I believe red does a better job, but who's listening? NO ONE!

2.) All Girls Love to Flirt
Yes, we all do! Shamelessly or not. There is this one guy who will either reciprocate your flirting or think you are insane. (never happened to me, lol, coz, let's just say i don't really flirt. These things just HAPPEN!) Even then, i think we were created for that sole purpose-to hide our iron fists inside a glove of flirty velvet. Think i'm crazy? THINK AGAIN! tha's exactly why i am blogging!

3.) All Girls Are Complicated
and the worst part about it is, the simpler we seem, the more complicated we are! In a simple kind of way. Confusing right? i'm speaking girl here!

4.) All Girls Are Different
And that's why i am gonna put my head on the line and make this simple for you-I am a girl. I DEFINITELY reason a little like most girls, but i am an individual, and your guide to dealing with girls should have the clause-EVERY GIRL IS DIFFERENT. Not every girl loves Black Forest Cake.

5.) All Girls Want Is To Be Understood
That is not only what i want. Every girl, and every person in this world wants to be understood. Its a thing that comes with being human. Not saying that aliens don't want to be understood.

6.) Girls are just... GIRLS
Girls will always be what they are-Just girls.

7.) All Girls are INDIVIDUALS
We might all have a crush on Justin Bieber, or still love Nsync, or BoyzIIMen, WestLife or BackStreet, or we might want to date One Direction's curly and blondie, or find Liam Hemsworth and his brother the hottest things since drop scones, but one fact will always remain, we are individual. We might gather and fan about oh Alejandro from this soap, or Carlos from the pther one, but we each have our own tastes./ We might all be ABSOLUTELY be in love with the dresses Lupita Nyong'o wore to the Golden Globes, or Miley Cyrus' eyes, or Adele's voice, or Jennifer Lopez' body, but bottom line, we all have our different likes and dislikes. We all appreciate different things. And even if we say all men are dogs, or all of the male populace SUCKS, we don't really mean it. Well, i don't. So i prefer to say, "So and So SUCKS!"

i speak for me and a few other women.

So when we say, "All men are jerks" and we are telling you, a man, that we are, prove us wrong. Show us you aren't. And please, for Heaven's sake, do not start with, "who told you to try all of them?". Say that, and even if you run away, i will find you, and kill you myself. Not literally speaking. But you will be damaged. Don't say i didn't warn you.

Right girls?
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I knopw someone out there is thinking i am INSANE, but... do i care? NO! i am a girl, and welcome to being a girl.

Or trying to be one.

If you are a guy and you are reading this, don't worry, you aren't gonna be termed any names that will diminish your stature. In fact, i would advice you to read this and have a laugh, or store away the points in your mind.

Gotta go. Using someone's computer and there is this guy over here from Statten Island in NYC (is that written nicely?) he smells amazing! LOL, noooo. STOP!  

BYE!
~Being Girly