Have you ever looked at a girl and wondered what she's thinking?
Well, wonder no more, because I can tell you for free that, no, she's probably not even thinking of taking you home with her tonight, but rather where she left her favourite accessory or lipstick that she would probably have loved to wear to the date that just ended.
Here's a list of things I know I find myself thinking of at any one time. I hope you like it because this is supposed to be a fun post! Okay, enough introduction.
What is a girl thinking about at any one given time?
1. I shouldn't have left the socket on.
2. I think I left my window open.
3. Do I have kales/beans stuck on my teeth?
4. Wait, my underwear went for lunch again.
5. Does the person behind me know my underwear went for lunch?
6. Why did I even buy this stupid thing?
7. Wait, it was on sale, and the colour set was pretty. Good deal, but too uncomfortable.
8. Did I just fart?
9. I'm supposed to work out today.
10. Maybe I shouldn't.
11. Did my crush look my way? Or did I just imagine it?
12. When will this meeting end?
13. If I dye my hair, do I have to dye my eyebrows too?
14. The clock is stupid slow
15. The day is stupid slow
16. White rabbit! White rabbit! White rabbit!
17. Wait... Or is it black rabbit?!
18. I forgot my jacket again. Ugh!
19. Is that detergent offer still on?
20. I need new shoes.
21. Can I get a discount on gym membership?
22. Did I solve that equation in my sleep?
23. I definitely solved it last night.
24. What's the answer?
25. Oooh! Book heaven!!!
26. Is this book on offer!?
27. I need to get home and go binge read Bel Watson.
28. Will mum notice if I put her on speaker?
29. If he asks about my weight, just tell him gentlemen don't ask ladies their weight
30. What's his size? Is he XXL, XL, L, M or S?
31. Can't he/she brush their teeth? Ugh.
32. Not in the mood
33. I just hate you today and I don't know why
34. Stupid keyboard
35. Power outage again
36. I need to sleep early today
37. Zoonosis
38. The future is in a second
39. Are those wrinkles?
40. Oh, there's the last person in my class to get engaged. Now i'm #TeamForeverAlone 😂😂😂
41. Does this food taste spoilt?
42. I'm tired
43. I need 10 kilos of burgers.
44. Stupid miracle workers in pimples didn't work
45. I don't even take dairy as much
46. I'm thirsty
47. Cold water... Ooh... Oh... Brain freeze...
48. Why is she here?
49. What is he doing?
50. I forgot to floss.
51. Stop smiling with your teeth
52. Smize!!!
53. My nails look weird
54. My hair's really itchy
55. I can't reach into the most itchy part
56. Gently slap it
57. Not working... Umm... Moisturise...
58. Still itchy... Wait... Maybe my Biro will reach into it better...
59. Where did my calculator go?
60. Do I need a new shampoo?
61. I need to wish my best friend a happy birthday.
62. Why is everyone so late...?
63. Let's do this thing!!!
